[$9.95]
Some people call them cookies, others call them biscuits. What we all agree on is that circular discs of chocolatey crumbly goodness taste even better when dunked in milk, coffee or tea. Unfortunately the United Nations recently declared losing half your cookie in a drink as a war crime, but thankfully the Dunking Buddy is here to help. Using a revolutionary technology described as “magnets or some shit”, this device can be attached to the cup included or any standard household cup to ensure you never lose a single morsel of cookie. It’s also proudly made in the USA, for any of you snackfood racists out there.

[$1030]
Every night I wake up in a cold sweat screaming my mother's name. She isn't dead, and she isn't ill, so I don't know why I do it. But every time that I do I suddenly begin levitating three feet off the ground, and it was during one of these moments I invented the Mag-Lev Levitating Turntable. Those are the words of Mag-Lev's founder, Kenny Magnets, and his revolutionary hovering record player will enhance the way you listen to records forever, or for about five minutes, depending on how long you use it for. Capable of playing at 33,3-rpm and 45-rpm, the Mag-Lev avoids all the shaky shaky interruptions you might experience from a regular non-hovering record player, and it also comes with an orange light which you can turn on to make it even more futurey. SUCK IT REGULAR RECORD PLAYERS.

[$10]
Whenever I’m creeping up on someone it’s always my jingly jangly keys that give me away. Well no more! The Magkey Magnetic Smart Key Holder consists of several magnetic stickers which you can affix to your keys, sticking them together, and voila! No more noise! These Neodymium magnets work on any keys, except the key to my heart, which is made of some weird moist substance that nobody must touch.

[$39.99] / [£21.99]
My bike is awesome, it has clicker clackers and flame stickers and a dolly in a basket and a sparkly seat and a flag on it that says #1 because I am the number one bike guy. Unfortunately when I go out cycling at night looking for friends to play with, I get hit by cars and low flying microlights quite a lot. That is where the Lucetta Magnetic Bike Lights come in handy. You get two magnetic lights, red for blood and white for tears, that switch on with one click and are guaranteed to stay on your bike even on bumpy streets or if you are hit by a digger. Well maybe not the last one. Just like my granddad they have slow and fast flashing modes, and can run up to 40 hours. My granddad cannot do that, he would die.

[$19]
The most annoying thing about owning a fridge is having to make room for the normal stuff regular people need to survive. I sustain myself on a diet of vodka and racoon eggs, but most of you lot have the huge problem of storing the occasional morsel of food in your fridge alongside your beer. Well now using the bottleLoft by Strong Like Bull Magnets, you can just stick your beer to the roof of your fridge like they’re bats or something. For a pledge of at least $20 you’ll get one or more bottleLoft strips that stick to your fridge’s ceiling with a super strong adhesive backing. The heavy duty magnets grab your beer and dangle them safely above your food as if by magic. This ingenious idea enables you to store more beer beneath the beer you’ve hung up, and in addition to the beer in your cupboards, the beer in your pocket, the beer in your hand and the beer in your stomach.

[$30] / [£50]
These ninja throwing star magnets make it look like you've thrown and pinned you notes, kids drawings and receipts to the fridge! Wooopah!

[$11.95] / [£5.99]
The ultimate nephew present, something amazingly cool you can play with! Stretch it, shape it, bounce it, knead it and it becomes more flexible! Then put a magnet near it and watch it come alive! Could also be used as a stress toy in the office!? Pack includes putty and a thick Neodymium Cube Magnet!

[$20] / [£12.99]
Upgrade your Post-it Notes, stick the Hi! Magnetic Voice Recorder to your fridge, front door or anywhere you want someone to hear your message? Record up to 10 second messages, you can literally say whatever you want as long as it's no longer than 10 seconds, literally anything. Available in red or blue.

The guys at CSYCB towers have been going crazy over StickyGram, we bet you have some great pics on your Instagram you would love to keep forever? Not the food ones... well maybe the food ones?

Each StickyGram is 50mm x 50mm, about the same size as they appear on your iPhone, they come in packs of 9. Stick them on your fridge, locker or any magnet loving surface. Made within 24 hours of ordering Monday-Friday and sent by standard airmail from the UK to anywhere in the world

Nice set of magnet from the NAMCO classic PAC-MAN! Obviously featuring PAC-MAN and the four ghosts plus other features from the game such as the fruit and power pellets (28 magnets in total).

Funny animal butt magnets to hold you kids awesome drawings on the fridge securely. Includes giraffe, leopard, lion, elephant, tiger and hippo butts.


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