[$35.99]
Alcohol should always be drunk from the correct vessel, otherwise you look like a dick. Whiskey should be from a simple glass tumbler, champagne from a flute, tequila from a shot glass, and Coors from a tramp’s shoe found under a bridge. If you’re enjoying a Moscow Mule however, you simply must drink them from these delightful Mini Moscow Mule Shot Glasses. They’re made from copper, which helps to keep your drink cold and your appearance hipstery. Only one of those things is useful, but the deliciousness of an ice cold mule more than makes up for anything else.

[$39.99]
Oak-aged alcohol is often rather expensive, and if you're too cheap to buy it then your only way of achieving that smoky booze aftertaste is to enter a burning building while downing a pint. But fortunately for you smoke aficionados there's now a solution, and it comes in the form of this Oak Bottle Mini Master Infuser. Capable of infusing 355ml of booze with an oaky taste in as little as two hours, this vessel made from 100% American Oak promises to improve bourbon, rum, beer, BBQ sauce and any other liquids you fancy by adding an ultra quick burst of charred oak flavour and aroma. And yes, I suppose you could try it with urine.

[$44.99]
The Whiskey Bullet is particularly apt as whenever some imbecile serves me whiskey at room temperature, it makes me want to shoot off a man’s own personal love-weapon. These stainless steel bullets are smooth, flavourless and classy, unlike your mother. Simply freeze the bullets for 4 hours or more and drop them straight into your fire-water, vodka or child’s milkshake. You should probably tell them it’s in there though.

[$9.99] / [£6.99]
Do you like drinking? Do you like forcing others to drink? Are you a fan of random chance and chaos? Can you see me? Would you mind if I came in to your house? Hello, I’m in your kitchen, and I’m playing the Barbuzzo Spin The Shot Game. Please don’t call the police. This is a shot glass holder with a spinny ball on the bottom and an arrow. It’s not that complicated. You spin the thing and whoever it lands on has to drink. The best part is it’s down from $115.99 to the more reasonable price of $9.99. Oh you clever marketing people, I see what you did there.