[$65] / [£49.99]
Are you kooky as fuck but too scared to dye your hair and pierce your face to prove it? Then show the world how krazy you really are by purchasing this Seven Foot Tall Inflatable Unicorn. This artful blow-up ornament is elegantly crafted from heavy duty vinyl, so you could try to hump it if you want. If not, it'd make an excellent centrepiece for a wake…unless your grandmother was killed and violated by unicorns. In that case, you might wanna give it a miss.

[$58,000]
Finally, Donald Trump can go golfing in Puerto Rico. This Hovercraft Golf Cart glides over sand traps and water hazards with ease, and to be honest it would probably clear a small man if you weren't bothered about the consequences. With a top speed of 45mph forwards and 25 mph backwards, this vehicle is capable of whisking you away from tragedy and back onto hole nine in the time it takes to criticise a nation's relief efforts.

[$10.70] / [£7.97]
When I get angry at my computer I throw it out the window with scant regard for the safety of passers by. If you'd rather punch something, buy a cat. Or, just get one of these massive Giant Enter Keys and smash that with your stupid great fist instead. This 140x200mm fluffy giant enter key actually works too. All you need to do is plug it into your computer via USB and voila, you can feel like a big toughy every time you finish a sentence.

[$139]
Some people like to hang inspiring quotes or classic reprints of artwork on their walls, but not you. We like to think you lot are a different kind of classy, the kind who would instead decorate their rooms with a giant Where’s Wally / Waldo wall mural. This 2.53 by 2.70 feature can be hung using regular wallpaper paste; or a combination of your own human secretions if you want to add a touch of glamour to proceedings. So the next time your awful bedroom technique bores your lover, just distract them with this Where’s Wally / Waldo mural and finish yourself off under the covers. Just as the manufacturer intended.

[$65.57] / [£143]
Remember that bit in Home Alone Two that looked really fun and you wished you were in Kevin’s shoes? Not the bit where he was molested in an alleyway. The fun part, where he played on a keyboard on the ground in a shop with his feet and also he knew Michael Jackson but he didn’t touch him the end. What was I saying? Oh yeah, you too can recreate that delightful scene with this Giant Floor Keyboard. Look at how happy the kid is in this picture. He’s gone absolutely mental, why do you think we zoomed in on his stupid face? He will probably die cold and alone, but you don’t have to as everyone will come to your house to have a lovely big play on your floor keyboard. It has a built in amplifier, eight instruments, ten melodies and twenty four keys of hot Macauley Culkin action.

[$44.99] / [£59.99]
Get your chops round the World’s Largest Hershey’s Bar, made from five pounds of milk chocolaty goodness. A perfect Easter gift!