[£8]
If you've ever seen a large concrete structure and thought "christ that is one ugly bastard building", then chances are you've encountered the movement known as Brutalism. Brutalist architecture flourished between the 1950's and 1970's, and some of London's most god-awful examples have been lovingly documented in this, the Blue Crow Map of Brutalist London. So for the worst day out you've ever had in your life, why not pick up a copy and depress yourself beyond tablets with some of the most intimidating architecture England's capital city has to offer.

[£1,745]
If sitting on the Manet Easy Chair doesn't give you piles then I don't know what will. I mean, what the hell is this thing? It looks like a giant punnet of lipsticks. Why would you want to sit on that? If you do, then I suppose you'll probably want to know this chair is available in “a bunch” of colours, uses washable and removable covers, and it costs about two grand. I reckon I could knock one of these up for you in about five minutes for a tenner though. But it's up to you.

[$390]
When choosing a driveway material it is important to consider what kind of aesthetic you want to achieve. If it's understated you're after, then you'll want neutral colours such as grey, beige or slate, since these tones do not draw the eye. If, on the other hand, you want a surface that looks like E.T.'s just spunked his load all over your front garden, then try these Luminescent Driveway Pebbles. Apparently they're eco friendly, but they said that about Lynx Africa and now all the world's dogs are turning inside out, so I don't believe them. They are glow in the dark though, which saves you having to set a big bonfire on your lawn for a bit of mood lighting.

[$19,176]
These Honomobo Shipping Container Homes are ideal for people who love being forced into confined spaces alongside their loved ones. Kidnap victims, perhaps. Or mole people. Anyway, if you've always wanted to live in a giant metal box then fine, buy one. But I'm not coming to visit. Honomobo will make it in any design you like, any colour and any smell. But as I said, I won't ever come round. Ever. Oh okay, maybe once. But I won't enjoy it.

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All hail the sun lord, for he is the giver of all things, such as life to nature, heat to humanity, and a sweet set of tanned ass-cheeks to ladies everywhere. You know what else the sun is good for? Charging these Solar Powered Light Up Bricks. These sturdy swines will stand up to rain, water, feet, cat-shit, tornadoes and lava. Well maybe not the last two. But still, these heavy glass long-lasting brick lights.

[$2.89m]
Holy spazballs, the Godfather house is for sale! Total property boner. You can actually own the setting for two of the best movies of all time, and one really shit one, and it’s all yours for the princely sum of £1.85 million ($2.89m). If you are a millionaire and you aren’t buying this there is no point to your existence, kill yourself. 110 Longfellow Avenue on Staten Island, New York is home to 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, a gym, a basement that features a mock English pub and 24,000 square feet of grounds. Imagine owning this place, wandering around pretending you’re Don Corleone. “Say hello to my little friend!”. “The truth, the truth, you can’t handle the truth!”. “I’m the king of the world!”. These are just some of the incorrect movie quotes you could say in Don Corleone’s voice while relaxing on the patio. Now here I’m supposed to make the obvious joke from Mr Obvioustown that you should make them an offer they can’t refuse. Imagine how many times the owners have heard that. It was probably a choice between selling the place or caving their own skulls in with a five iron. Still, for the price of a London one bedroom flat you could own the second most iconic home in movie villain history, after the Home Alone one. Kevin Mcallister kept a load of baby corpses in the basement, that’s why he wins.

[$7,400,000]
The Pioneer Moon Ranch which was once owned by Steve McQueen is for sale, the 500± acre Pioneer Moon Ranch lies at the foot of the Pioneer Mountains surrounded by breathtaking beauty 25 minutes from downtown Ketchum and the famous Sun Valley Resort. The compound features a classic 1,625± sq. ft., two-story log home with covered porches that was built in 1990 and remodeled in 1999 and 2010, and a 1,542± sq. ft. log annex constructed in 2010 with an adjoining 1,728± sq. ft. garage. Absolutely beautiful.