[$89.97]
As summer approaches the last thing you want to drink is a massive hot mug of steaming coffee, because that'll make you sweat all the water out of your god damn body. But if you're still hankering for an injection of caffeine you could drink a glass of coke like a non-idiot, or you could use the My Dutch Cold Coffee Brew Maker to create a delicious glass of cold brew coffee. Using an innovative clean cold water drip method the My Dutch extracts new flavours from coffee which you wouldn't get from hot brewing, and comes in both 350ml and 550ml varieties, so there.

[$64.99] / [£59.79]
The Stanley Classic Vacuum French Press is capable of 48 ounces of coffee hot for four hours. Or, alternatively, you can keep it cold for nine hours, iced for 24 hours, and mildly tepid for a period of time somewhere in between. Its stainless steel body means it won't rust, and its ergonomic handle means its f**king easy as s**t to pour. But what the specifications don't tell you is whether it's suitable for storing human blood at room temperature. I have a very specific diet, and if my precious life-claret is too warm it curdles into a weird man-jam and ruins my day.

[$12.10] / [£9.90]
There are two ways to obtain giant ice balls. Take a knife to a snowman’s genitals, or buy these Frozenpeas Giant Ice Ball moulds. Spherical ice cubes melt 80% slower than square ones, so they don’t water your drink down as quickly. But more importantly they make you look like a right fancy bastard. These are made from synthetic rubber, and if you wanted you could squeeze actual peas into them and have a delicious orb of frozen pea mess. Pea mess sounds a bit like penis. Coincidence?

[$14.75]
Modern society dictates that regular cups, mugs and plates aren’t good enough. We’re eating salads off slates, fries from buckets, and soup from syringes. It won’t be long before we’re all supposed to drink beer from the hollowed out skull of a cat, but until then the nIce Mug will have to do. This kit contains moulds so you can make your own frozen glasses. They sit inside a plastic container, so it’s a mug within a mug, an Inception mug, except less pretentious. They can last between five minutes and half an hour, so drink fast! Not that you had to tell me to do that anyway.

[$44.99]
The Whiskey Bullet is particularly apt as whenever some imbecile serves me whiskey at room temperature, it makes me want to shoot off a man’s own personal love-weapon. These stainless steel bullets are smooth, flavourless and classy, unlike your mother. Simply freeze the bullets for 4 hours or more and drop them straight into your fire-water, vodka or child’s milkshake. You should probably tell them it’s in there though.

[$28.11] / [£24.99]
Offer a man a cold beer and he’ll be your friend for life, offer him a warm brew and prepare to have your insides taken out and shown to you. Some disgusting excuses for a human sometimes throw ice into their beer, but what if you want it straight from the bottle and not all nicely poured into a glass like a fancy Frenchman? The Chillsner is your solution. Yes, it may look like a sex toy for curious young chaps, and I’m almost certain it will be used as one, but the Chillsner’s ingenious design means it’s foremost purpose must be to chill beer. By freezing it for 90 minutes you can then jab this chilled metal rod into your bottle and drink through it, rendering all suds who pass as cold as arctic snow. You could use it for bottles of soda I suppose, but that would be more offensive than sticking it up your butt.

[$31.39] / [£19.99]
If you like your Whiskey watered down like a big girl’s blouse then go away, leave right now. However, if you enjoy the delicious mellow taste of a flavoursome Scotchy Scotch Scotch, then we have a solution to your melty ice woes. Fine alcohol should be savoured and sipped on the rocks, but nobody likes a watered down mess, which invariably happens when it melts. The Whiskey Wedge helps you with a silicone ice mould that fits neatly into the Double-Old Fashioned Glass provided. The wedge creates ice with a larger surface area and therefore takes longer to melt, enabling you to drink away the image of your girlfriend nagging, your son being ugly or your impending emotional crisis, without having to worry about the horrific aftermath of watery booze.

[$9.99]
I’m pretty sure Buddhists don’t drink, but if they did they’d definitely cool their booze down with a tiny ice version of their lord and saviour Buddha. Buddha is clearly the party god, not all uptight like regular God, Allah and The Flying Spaghetti Monster (he has anger issues). These Laughing Buddha Ice Moulds are made of silicone and create four tiny versions of everyone’s favourite fat deity, and measures two and a half inches tall. You don’t have to just make ice though, you can also use it to create moulds of chocolate, candles or frozen yoghurt. Who wouldn’t want to lick a frozen Buddha all day long?

[$17] / [£9.99]
Make icy Death Stars from water! Or you could make chocolate shaped Death Stars? FYI circular ice is the best kind of ice, melts slower and keeps drinks cold longer. Check out the Cirrus Ice Ball Press we featured.

[$199]
Dispense ICE COLD SHOTS OF JÄGERMEISTER with Jägermeister's brand new single bottle home delivery system, it has a glass windowed cooling chamber with orange LED lights, holds 750ml or 1L size Jägermeister bottles and chills to below zero degrees. It requires no assembly and is very energy efficient, perfect for any home!

[$19.79] / [£12.99]
The most ingenious ice-cube tray we've seen in a while! Very clever...