[$499]
The Cubioo Laser Engraver is the most compact laser engraver in the world...until someone makes a smaller one, or they put this one into a trash compactor. Capable of engraving designs into paper, wood, leather and human flesh, the Cubioo is ideal for personalising keychains and small pets alike. The Cubioo's laser is so powerful it could even cut through the moon, as well as fabric, felt and cardboard. So what are you waiting for you non-engraving idiot? Get one of these and start burning your name into stuff!

[$58.33] / [£39.99]
A portable lamp with frickin' laser beams, just what you need, no you actually do need this. The Firefly is a palm-sized, low powered laser which uses sophisticated glass optics to scatter hundreds of pin-punched proprietary dots of laser light and illuminate its surroundings it is also battery powered (lasts for ages) so you can take it anywhere but also comes with a plug-in adapter and is splash resistant. Check out the photos to see what it can do...

[$29.99] / [£18.53]
Well, you've seen it all now! A laser guided pizza cutter, be sure to get the straightest cut through your pizza, this would be great at parties or just when you're cutting pizza in the dark! This is seriously over engineered but still pretty cool.

[$20] / [£12.99]
Dr Evil wanted it, now we've got it. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Perfect for that powerpoint where you explain how you're gonna take over the world! Sadly this product is NOT waterproof!