[$68.99]
The Picnic Table in a Briefcase – a perfect accessory for both the spontaneous picnicker and the brain-damaged businessmen with a wood fetish. This portable collapsible table can seat up to four idiots for a horrible meal anywhere you like, and its aluminium frame means that at least two of them can probably be really fat. With each chair sustaining up to 220lbs that means you can eat a whole heap of scotch eggs, sausage rolls, pork pies, mini quiches, quartered sandwiches and many other pointless foods which nobody considers appropriate at anywhere other than a picnic.

[$39.99]
Oak-aged alcohol is often rather expensive, and if you're too cheap to buy it then your only way of achieving that smoky booze aftertaste is to enter a burning building while downing a pint. But fortunately for you smoke aficionados there's now a solution, and it comes in the form of this Oak Bottle Mini Master Infuser. Capable of infusing 355ml of booze with an oaky taste in as little as two hours, this vessel made from 100% American Oak promises to improve bourbon, rum, beer, BBQ sauce and any other liquids you fancy by adding an ultra quick burst of charred oak flavour and aroma. And yes, I suppose you could try it with urine.

[$174.99]
The Wall-Mounted Kindling Splitter could easily be used to execute a beloved family pet that was on it's on its last legs, but when I inquired if this was possible I was told it's "not in the spirit of the product". Apparently, you're only supposed to use this contraption for splitting kindling wood and not the brutal slaying of small animals. Spoilsports. Anyway, you can attach this thing to a wall with ease, and since its made of Swedish cast iron it should last you for years. But will you ever feel as manly as you do chopping kindling outside with an axe in an ugly check shirt? No. No you will not.

[$199.95]
Smoke inhalation is literally my favourite thing about fire. I love breathing in huge gulps of the stuff and passing out for fun. If you don't share my passion for slow, gradual asphyxiation, then the Biolite Smokeless Firepit is probably something you should buy. Using a revolutionary technology called “something I was too lazy to read about”, the Biolite Firepit can act as a cooker, heat source or evidence destroyer; and all without producing a single plume of smoke. Oh, also you can watch your fire develop through a little screen...if you're into that.

[£299]
Trees. What have they ever done for us? Aside from get in the way when we’re trying to pull some sweet BMX stunts off-road. Now with the Frontier Plus portable woodburning stove you can scorch even more of these pesky life-giving bastards when you’re out and about in the forest. This fancy stove can be used in tents, sheds, tipis, houses, or underground sex dungeons for cooking or heating. It even has adjustable legs and a glass window for you to watch your logs burn away into cinders. Take that mother nature, you cow.

[$50]
This is not a toy, the Marmoset FB Slingshot is a serious piece of kit, designed to use Theraband Gold band sets, the laser cut band slot and unique band guide keep the band straight shot after shot. Be quick they are limited edition of 10!..

[$75]
The Pivot from Koostik is a beautiful wooden iPhone amplifier which can be used with the 4, 4S, all of the 5's and requires no additional power. You can charge and use the amp at the same time (in landscape mode). The Pivot comes in Hard Maple, Makore, Cherry, and Walnut.

[$129.95] / [£149.95]
The BioLite is a fantastic little wood burning camp stove which also has the added bonus of being able to convert heat to electricity which in turn powers a fan to make the fire ultra-efficient. With the extra electricity the stove produces you can charge small electronics like mobile phones and LED lights. No fuel to buy or carry AND it can charge your gadgets! Everyone should have a BioLite Camp Stove, get yours now...

[$38 - $64] / [£24 - £40]
The DropCatch is a beautiful new bottle opener for your wall. Hand made in the USA from sexy wood like Maple and Walnut and finished with linseed oil to keep it looking great. The junior model has 30 pounds of pull force, this opener can hold 15 bottle caps and the senior model has 60 pounds of pull force and can hold 52 bottle caps with ease.

[$7,400,000]
The Pioneer Moon Ranch which was once owned by Steve McQueen is for sale, the 500± acre Pioneer Moon Ranch lies at the foot of the Pioneer Mountains surrounded by breathtaking beauty 25 minutes from downtown Ketchum and the famous Sun Valley Resort. The compound features a classic 1,625± sq. ft., two-story log home with covered porches that was built in 1990 and remodeled in 1999 and 2010, and a 1,542± sq. ft. log annex constructed in 2010 with an adjoining 1,728± sq. ft. garage. Absolutely beautiful.