[£25]
We all like Christmas jumpers, and by like I mean put up with. So how could we possibly make them even better? By making NBA themed ones that’s how. If my gran was a baller, and I’m by no means suggesting that she isn’t, she’d love this range of UGLY NBA Christmas merchandise. So far they only sell jumpers and socks, and I’ve no idea what they’re made of. The website doesn’t say. If I was to guess, I’d say elephant pube wool. I could be wrong. Just buy one and see for yourself instead of pestering me. I’ve got a game of HORSE to finish and my gran is kicking my ass.

[$14] / [£8.84]
The only thing better than these Pyknic Pizza Socks would be socks pizza, an 11 inch deep-pan slathered in socks, with the delicious flavour of feet permeating every slice. Mmm. I’m getting quite hungry looking at these, and I can imagine they have caused a fair few injuries too. Drunk and stoned people might look down and think, “ahh, you cannot trick me feet, I know you are delicious.”, before chewing off their own shins. Wear with caution…and garlic bread.

[$60] / [£38]
Sweet pair of socks from CoolSocks. A perfect gift for flaming hot Cheetos lovers. Over socks include prints of Biggie Smalls, Newport cigarettes and Nino Brown. I these aren't for you we have loads more awesome socks.

Cool unisex socks from Lazy Oaf the purveyor of odd but awesome, these would make great Christmas presents!
Also check out Lazy Oaf rucksacks.

These are some cool socks, put them on and it looks like you legs are being eaten by mini sharks!


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Argyle + mustaches = wicked socks.

Why haven't these been made before, increase your safety on your bike. The gloves give the added visibility to your hand when signalling and the socks bob up and down as you cycle making you a lot more spottable.

GLOVES



SOCKS

Great quality cotton socks in stripes and pastels from Sweden, Happy Socks are not just good lookin but very comfortable.

Great idea for men - send them new pairs of the best socks you can buy every 6 months.

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