[$425] / [£350]
Did you know there's a 1 Terabyte Playstation 4 Pro out? You do now. And as soon as you've stopped foaming in your pants you'll be even more excited to learn that this particular version supports faster framerates, 4K streaming and a bunch of other things you won't notice while you're telling someone what their mum does with an aubergine behind McDonalds. Available in various console bundles including a Call of Duty Legacy one that nobody will ever buy, the PS4 1TB Pro also comes with a receipt, so you can take it back and trade it in for an xBox One like a not-idiot.

[$394.82] / [£279.99]
The Nintendo Switch is what you get when the Wii gets knocked up by a Gamecube and out spurts some half-breed nonsense. With its dock, Joy Con and Joy Con Grip able to be used for personal, tabletop and four-way play, the Switch's major selling point is that it allows you to enjoy the home console experience on the go; a feature nobody asked for but everyone's gonna get. I like to sit nude and alone in the dark when I'm playing games, so now I guess I'll have to do the same thing on the bus instead.

[€49,580]
The Citroen H Van is an iconic design…apparently. Never f*cking heard of it myself to be honest. But apparently they've made a new one to celebrate its 70th anniversary, which most people honour by buying their partner a platinum dildo. Only 70 of these new H models will be made, so you'd better be quick if you're that bothered about buying one. I should also probably write a joke about them being really good at reversing because they're French, but you know what, I just can't be arsed.

Millions of posts have been viewed, the numbers have been analysed, and the results are in! The 2013 top 10 contains such gems as the Chewbacca Reversible Fur Hoodie to keep you warm, the Ben & Jerry's Euphori-Lock to keep your ice cream safe and the HotTug Tug Boat for... I don't know what for!!!

1. Chewbacca Reversible Fur Hoodie
2. 5 Minute Breakfast Sandwich Maker
3. Ben & Jerry's Euphori-Lock
4. VW Camper Van Tent
5. Patterned Morph Suits
6. BROpener - Bottle Opener
7. The Dark Knight Bookshelves
8. HotTug Tug Boat
9. DIY Screen Printing Kit
10. Celluon Magic Cube Projection Keyboard and Touchpad

Here it is, the rundown of the most popular stuff we've found in 2012! Containing some absolute classics, the top spot is a little rude but you guys love it! One of our favorites was 'your own island'! Yes you read that correctly, your own island!

1. Cure for Tourettes T shirt
2. Conceal Invisible Book Shelf
3. LIFEPROOF iPhone 4/4S Case
4. Mutewatch
5. Your Own Island
6. Gerber Apocalypse Survival Kit
7. People I Want To Punch In The Face (Notebook)
8. Desktop Jellyfish Tank Package
9. Tails
10. The Butler