[$460] / [£320]
If you’re anything like me you came away from watching the Deadpool movie thinking “Wow, I wish I was a disfigured Ryan Reynolds in an all-in-one leather suit”. Well now you can get 50% of the way there by purchasing this Deadpool Replica Motorcycle Suit from Etsy. Coming in either full cowhide leather, sheep leather, or cordura and leather, this polyester lined suit is padded like an actual motorcycle suit and perfect for Cosplaying, Gimp Fights, or sobbing alone in your bedroom wishing you were cool. N.B. Sassy one liners and agonising internal tumors not included.

[$500]
One day giant babies will take over the Earth. That's the way science is going. I don't have any actual evidence for that assumption, but it is undeniably true. If you want to blend in with those humongous infants then you'll need a disguise of some sort. I'd suggest one of these Creepy Baby Masks made out of latex and real baby skin. Although, I guess they're only creepy if you hate babies. Do you? What a terrible thing to say. Kiss that baby now before someone overhears what a monster you are.

[$7.21] / [£4.50]
Whether you need a quick and cheap Halloween costume or you just want to frighten kids at the local swimming baths, this easy to make Geometric Skull Mask will come in handy for a variety of horror based situations. You simply pay this particular etsy seller less than $8, they whizz over a PDF to you and you print out the template yourself! Easy peasy. They do a tonne of other awesome angular masks which you can decorate to your heart’s content, so go mental and buy yourself all of them. All you need is some glue or a glue-like substance, some tape, and something that can cut things like scissors, a knife, or a emo kid. Then you’re all set to create your own fancy skull mask. Isn’t that bloody marvellous? The future ay, I love it.

[$18.74] / [£25.22]
Have you ever found yourself walking down a street, whistling in the breeze and suddenly thinking to yourself “holy crap, this would be awesome if I looked like a Transformer!” Well wish no more, for these stylish one-size-fits-all trucker hats can help you achieve just that. The Optimus Prime and Megatron caps come with matching red and purple logos, because apparently robots believe purple is evil. OP comes in blue with Megatron’s a sinister shade of black. The mask folds away when not in use, but if you ever need to scare old ladies, commit a bank robbery or just run around a park shouting “robots in disguise”, then just pull down the mask flap complete with eye holes and act like a massive mechanised idiot all you want.