Remember the three wolf moon tee, well this is even better obviously! Three Hippos and a moon on a tee!

60% of the time, it works every time! Officially Licensed from Anchorman, Sex Panther Cologne Spray actually smells great, AND the box makes a Panther roar when you open it!

Sex Panther cologne lures you in with clean and refreshing top notes of fresh air accord and juniper while the heart of the fragrance centers around lavender and sensual musks. As the fragrance evolves it turns warmer as it envelopes you with masculine notes of cedar and sandalwood.

Does it really?!?

Holy sh*t this would scare the bejesus out of me and don't deny it, you too?!

This package incudes the tank and everything you need to set it up, once you have done this they send you ACTUAL jellyfish (1 Large Moon Jellyfish, 2 Small Moon Jellyfish) and food for them via FedEx overnight!

[$29.99] / [£19]
The automobile is an invention which has revolutionised mankind. It helps us get places we want, it runs over animals, and it pollutes the atmosphere enough to show mother nature we ain’t her bitch. The only downside is how frigging uncomfortable they are to sleep in. All of us remember family trips out where we tried to sneak some z’s by napping on a rolled up coat, the family dog or a relative’s groin. Finally, a century after the car came along, comes the Window Pillow. This is a fancy new travel pillow which can be stuck to windows using the suckers included. Stick it on the inside of car windows to grab a sly 40 winks, or sleep outside a stranger’s window and watch them eat Christmas dinner and then undress, as you fall into a saucy little slumber whilst the police arrive. No window? No problem. It also folds into one of those U-shaped pillows you buy at airports that stop you ending up in a wheelchair after a seven hour flight. You can now sleep in any position, anywhere, any time. Even in a volcano, probably. Need something more stylish? Take a look at other sleep assisting items on our site including the Pillowig, the Pillow Tie and the Wrap a Nap blindfold pillow. Sleeping has never been so easy.

"Good evening Sir, why don't you have a little lie down?" Is what a gentleman giraffe would say. Custom painted by Mandy Hazell on microfiber material which is ultra soft and amazingly comfortable.

[$50.59] / [£29.99]
The Mouse Taxidermy Kit contains everything you need to skin, prepare, preserve, mount and position a mouse in under 4 hours! Just follow the illustrated guide and create a one of a kind stuffed mouse, the best part surly is when you get to pose him however you want? Back flipping, smoking a pipe, riding a model railway train swinging a lasso round his head! No? All you need now is a little critter to work on.

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Everyone loves their pet puppies, kitties and pet tiger sharks, until they become all dead. It’s such a nuisance throwing a lifeless dog corpse into the canal. If you want to remember your pet, living, dead or ugly, then why not have a lovely portrait made by Splendid Beast. It takes 8 weeks to create a customised oil painting based on a photograph you send in. They offer templates that make your pet into a king, businessman and a sassy sailor. No porn star templates though. That’d be too sexy.

THIS BOOK WILL LOOK GOOD ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE. Underwater Dogs is the best seller from Seth Casteel, it contains over 80 mind blowing images of dogs like you never seen before, "look at the grill on that one" is what people will be saying as they look through your awesome new book.

[$99.99] / [£79.99]
Cats can sleep anywhere, the lazy little bastards. Dogs however require a certain amount of comfort and majestic surroundings in which to slumber and dream about chasing things that don’t exist. This Enchanted Home Pet Ultra Plush Club Chair has a name that just rolls off your tongue doesn’t it? What’s wrong with calling it a Dog Sofa? A Chez-Hound. Whos-A-Lay-Z-Boy? I should be in the dog furniture naming industry, if it exists. This finely crafted masterpiece of canine comfort contains a completely made-up feature called the SnOOzZzONE Pet Comfort System. I’m not making this up, google it. Whoever writes these titles was clearly drunk on power and dog-love. It has a storage area for toys and bones, removable covers that you can wash the dog stink out of, and elevated draft free sleeping. Because your dog is going to give a shit about that when it drapes itself over a hunk of warm, drool encrusted foam after it chews the crap out of this thing. Still, it looks funny. Ha, tiny dog sofa.

Bake your own edible 3D Dinosaur with the 3D dinosaur cookie cutters. You get 4x the fun of normal cookies, bake them, make them, play with them, then eat them!

This book brings up the age old question, How can you tell if your cat is plotting to kill you? Well, apparently if your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. FACT. If you've ever seen theOatmeal.com you already know how funny this book is and that you should buy it now, it's also probably an awesome gift for cat lover people.

[$16.89] / [£12.99]
Some people like to throw their coats on the floor when they get home, but if you're not a fucking savage then buy one of these Kitt-A-Boo Wall Hooks and hang it up properly. These wood and rubber thingamajigs make a cat pop out of the top when you hang a coat on them, which is a nifty little feature if you've got little kids, but dangerously provocative if the person hanging their coat up has recently taken a bathtub full of drugs.