[$1,500]
The hoverboard is here! Well nearly, sort of... to celebrate "Back to the Future Day" (21 October 2015) the guys a ZBoard have designed a limited edition ZBoard Hoverboard, sadly it doesn't hover but it is activated by leaning forwards and back, taking you to a heady 18 mph, with a range of 20 miles it takes 5-7 hours to charge and weighs 32 lbs. Check out the Indiegogo project here, with all proceeds going to the Michael J. Fox Parkinson's Foundation.

A unique looking quadricopter, that you can control easily from an iPhone, iPod, or iPad using the free app. Check out the vid!

[$650] / [£400]
Check out this new home speaker from Marshall, the Stanmore is a Bluetooth Speaker as big as a breezeblock! Not really designed to be lugged around the Stanmore is happy to sit in the corner and look beautiful with it's retro good looks, while pumping out some quality sound (guitars especially sound amazing). On top there are some simple knobs to play with, treble, bass and volume which goes up to 11!

[$149]
Not enough stuff does enough stuff for my liking. My shoes don't tell me the time, I can't take a dump in my sofa, and my toaster won't have sex with me despite years of flirting. The volterman smart wallet is an exception, though, as this saucy little cash holder will also charge your phone, provide a wi-fi hotspot, alert you using bluetooth and it even lets you track the bastard using gps technology. And if that wasn't enough for you you greedy bastard, the volterman also comes with a memory card, RFID protection and a thief detection camera. I have my own thief detection camera though. It's called my sight. It goes well with my thief repellant tool. It's called a knife.

Instantly translate printed words from one language to another with your built-in video camera. Wow, in real time! Wow!

[$19.99] / [£5.99]
Is your phone on fire right now? How do you know for sure? Is there smoke? Are there flames? You've no idea have you, you hapless fool. Thankfully, this Thermal Sensitive iPhone Case is capable of alerting you to the presence of heat on your phone while simultaneously protecting it. You could even throw your phone into the sun and it would still survive, probably.

Rock-it is a portable vibration speaker, you literally stick it to anything and then plug in your ipod etc and it makes that 'thing' into a speaker, don't believe me?




Watch the vid...

[$149.00] / [£96.15]
Finally some half decentSpy Glasses! These bad boys have a built-in rechargeable lithium battery, a micro SD slot which accepts up to 16GB, they spit out 1280 x 720 resolution video with sound. When you're done spying you can download video over USB to your Mac or PC but be aware you can only record video, you cannot capture still images! Comes with a 4GB Micro SD card, case, cleaning cloth, USB cable, and power adapter. What are you waiting for? Get some now and go spying!

[$6.59] / [£15.99]
Would you like to be the talk of the office for reasons other than your pungent odour and longing glances towards Carol in accounts? Then purchase this "hilarious" Humping USB Dog Toy. All you do is plug it in, and the dog just keeps on banging until you "pull it off". Ha, get it. Do you? Do you get it? Have you just thought about sexually pleasuring a dog because it won't stop f**king your USB port? Is this how you envisaged your life? Did you really want to contemplate this today? You could be sharing art, ideas or philosophies. But no, you're thinking about giving a dachshund the five knuckle shuffle. You sicken me, you really do. Oh, and it's compatible with both Macs and PC's.

[$19.95] / [£12.79]
A nice simple iPhone wallet case from Remora. Snaps firmly around 2 corners of your iPhone and holds one or two cards in place with a very satisfying snap!. The video below tells you all you need to know...

If you've never seen one before, they are awesome and if you have you will know how iconic they are. Grab a piece of history for a pretty reasonable price.

[$499]
The Cubioo Laser Engraver is the most compact laser engraver in the world...until someone makes a smaller one, or they put this one into a trash compactor. Capable of engraving designs into paper, wood, leather and human flesh, the Cubioo is ideal for personalising keychains and small pets alike. The Cubioo's laser is so powerful it could even cut through the moon, as well as fabric, felt and cardboard. So what are you waiting for you non-engraving idiot? Get one of these and start burning your name into stuff!