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These misfortune cookies are intended as a dark alternative to the often trite messages found in regular Chinese cookies, but the examples given are a little tame to say the least. "At least I believe in you. Me, a piece of paper" and "Happy? It won't last!" are amusing enough, but I want to see cookies that tell me my son will need a kidney transplant, or that I'll choke on this cookie and soil myself before the night is out. There may be better ones inside as each box comes with thirteen vegan-friendly cookies, although they were all written by Germans, so don't expect too many laughs.
