[$39.99]
Is your dog nowhere near sexy enough? Then buy the hairy little swine one of these Dog Leotards, which come in a range of sizes and colours to fit even the most portly pooch with a predilection for lycra. Originally designed to help prevent shedding dogs from leaving their fur everywhere, these lightweight, breathable outfits are now more popular as a way of stylising your canine companion. And if the dog doesn't like wearing it then who cares? They're just dogs. If they wanted a say in how they were dressed they should've evolved like we hoomans done did.
