[$8.95]
What's your favourite kind of soap? Is it soap that you have no fucking idea what it smells like? Great, then buy some from the Whiskey River Soap Company. Beer whisperers is pretty self-explanatory, as it says it smells like IPA insanity. Great. But soap for awkward moments smells like your entire life. What? How can you make a soap smell like success and burnt flesh? That makes no sense. To be honest, just buy the one that looks the prettiest. It probably won't smell like ass. But you never know.
