
[$22.19] / [£16.99]
Would you rather fist a clown in front of your mother or suck yoghurt out of an old tramp's infected thigh pustules? What if you faced a choice between consuming your own body weight in nipples or being a mime during the Holocaust? Neither of these are choices offered by If You Had To..., but they should be, because my suggestions are better. This card game is a variation of the playground classic Would You Rather, and by variation I mean it's exactly the same but someone else bought that name so these guys had to call it "If You Had To...". There are 250 cards here, and all of them are wipe clean. Make of that what you will.

