[$12,000]
Too lazy or fat to surf? Then try the Lift eFoil Motorised Hydrofoil; it's like a surfboard, but for people who can't be arsed. These eFoils allow you to spack about on the waves for one whole hour at a top speed of 15 mph. Your direction and velocity is controlled by a wireless hand controller you'll probably lose after about a minute. And with a silent electric motor propelling you across the ocean, you'll be free to hear the shouts of “sea-wanker” which inevitably come your way.
