[$229]
I taught my twin brother to breathe underwater when we were just five years old. And by taught, I mean convinced, and now I'm an only child. But if dear old Kenny had owned one of these Scorkl Handheld Scuba Tanks he'd have lived a long and fulfilling life, because these magic bastards let you actually breathe underwater like Aquaman or Steve Irwin's ghost. Each canister can be filled with delicious O2 via the accompanying hand pump, and once it's attached to your gob you've got ten minutes of air before you suffer the most agonising death known to man.
