[$21.79] / [£16.99]
The creation of beef jerky can be achieved in two ways; make yourself so physically arousing to a cow that it just can't help itself, or buy this Make Your Own Beef Jerky Kit. If you're a fan of dried out old meat and you're sick of chewing on Donatella Versace's neck, then this handy box of spices and plastic bags are all you need. Oh, and some beef of course. Because why would they supply the ONE THING YOU NEED THE MOST. I despair sometimes, I really do.
