[$24.99]
If you’re a geek and you’ve somehow persuaded another human to reproduce, then why not kit the whole family out in matching Nerdy With Children clothing. With retro references to shows, movies and video games like Captain Planet, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Zelda and the Human Centipede (not really), these soft-polyester garments come in all shapes and sizes, enabling your whole family to look like one big happy family of nerds. And if your genitals are still in their original packaging, don’t fret, because those of you without families can just purchase these clothes for you and your living doll family to wear. You might even end up in some sort of documentary.
