[$7] / [£5]
I often find myself down at the park feeding the ducks, and I wonder if my feathered friends would enjoy some blisteringly spicy hot sauce on their bread. But silly me, I’ve left all my condiments at home. Again! If only I’d had these Sriracha 2 Go bottles, which would enable me to carry around Sriracha hot sauce all day long on a keychain. You might even get the added bonus that you accidentally sit on the bottle and it squirts all over your genitals. This will give you and any potential molestors a spicy reward for their endeavours.
