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[$13] / [£6.99]
How many times do you host a fancy pants dinner party, when some jerk forgets to tell you they’ve invited a T-Rex as their plus one? For a start you’re going to have to buy in some extra-long forks for those tiny armed freaks. Then how do you know how much to serve them? Well we’ve got the second problem covered with the I Could Eat A T-Rex Pasta Measurererererer. I mean Measurer. It’s made of acrylic and has holes to shove pasta in, so you can measure the correct portion for a child, a lady, a gentleman or a T-Rex. If you have a morbidly obese friend then use the T-Rex option, for Dwarves use the child size one, and if your friend isn’t eating carbs because they’re like so bad for you, tell the T-Rex to rip their well-toned face off.
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