[$35]
Unless you’re a professional jar-lid remover or handshake Jedi, you won’t have very strong wrists. Most people don’t, and this makes scooping out hard ice-cream really really hard. I’ve broken down and cried all the liquid out of my face trying to carve out a single chunk of pudding fresh from the freezer. Now we can all stop crying and eat more ice-cream with the life-saving Midnight Scoop. This precision engineered ergonomically designed tool enables you to push through hard ice-cream with minimal effort due to its specially curved handle. Are you a zombie? It’d probably work on frozen human brains too. Hot forged from solid 6061 Aluminium with industrial strength coatings, the Midnight Scoop is purchasable through Michael Chou’s Kickstarter page. It comes in various colours and quantities depending on how much you pledge, and delivery is expected before Christmas 2014.
