Canned Unicorn Meat
[$12.99] / [£8.39]
Well I never! 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium, tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness, is easily spreadable for sandwiches and hors d'oeuvres!
Okay, seriously now you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can (see last pic). The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!
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