The Whiskey Bullet
The Whiskey Bullet is particularly apt as whenever some imbecile serves me whiskey at room temperature, it makes me want to shoot off a man’s own personal love-weapon. These stainless steel bullets are smooth, flavourless and classy, unlike your mother. Simply freeze the bullets for 4 hours or more and drop them straight into your fire-water, vodka or child’s milkshake. You should probably tell them it’s in there though.