Talkboy Tape Recorder (from Home Alone)
In Home Alone 2 the sassy little madam Kevin McAllister uses a voice recorder with hilarious results on at least zero occasions. He does annoy the shit out of everyone a lot though. You too can piss off everyone you know by buying one of these Talkboy Tape Recorders for yourself. They come with record, slow play and normal play functions, enabling you to recreate classic scenes and utter some of Kevin’s most famous lines, such as ”Congratulations, you’re an idiot”. “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” “Merry Christmas you filthy bitch”, “I swear old woman, I will cut you”, and the timeless classic “Help me Officer, my dad makes me wear a bra”. Doesn’t that just bring back happy memories of a great family film? These Tape Recorders may or may not come with a luxury Macauley smell, depending on the source.