Ship Your Enemies Glitter
I have many enemies, mostly because I’m so handsome. It makes me happy when my nemesis feels pain, yet with so called “laws” and “prison terms” stabbing your arch-rivals has become a bureaucratic nightmare. Instead, why not Ship Your Enemies Glitter? For $9.99 you can send an envelope full of shiny shit to anywhere in the world. You can include a message if you want. Described by the site as “craft herpes”, the glitter will irritate your enemy for days by getting in their clothes, eyes and foreskins. I’ve thought of a sequel to this site. Ship Your Enemies Gary Glitter. If you don’t know who that is…google him.