Rose Scented Farts Pill
Some people are accused of acting as if their farts don’t stink, a pleasant response to someone who thinks they’re better than everyone else. Well now you can be, with these Rose Scented Farts Pills. Once you pop one of these in your gob your formerly wretched guffs will turn from acrid to aromatic. People will invite you to house parties just to fart in their faces. You may even get a new job from it. Brazilian fart porn doesn’t make itself you know! All we need now is for someone to make a pill that transforms your shit into chocolate pudding and we’re set! Someone tried to convince me we already had such a pill. I won’t make that mistake again.