Candylab Wooden Toy Cars
I don’t bother buying so-called “toys” for my children. I work on the motto that “whatever they’re playing with, it’s a toy”. Bleach, power drills and next door’s roadkill cat are all wonderful tools to open up a child’s imagination so they can create their own stories. But if you’re sick of wiping the blood off their stupid happy faces, and you hate all the modern plastic crap that your kids just can’t help choking to death on, then this range of Candylab Toys Wooden Cars might appeal. They’re hand-crafted from solid beech wood, and covered with water based paint and a clear urethane coat. They’re durable enough to last for generations as a hand me down, just like the serious genetic defects I’ve passed on to my own little sausages.