[£30]
Some people have artistic coffee table books, some have books filled with stunning photography, but this, this is a book full of ice creams. If you’ve ever looked at a 99 and thought phwoar, I want 99 pictures of ice creams in different sexy poses then tough. But if you want to see a middle aged man faffing about on the seaside with ice creams, 99 times, then buy this book. Coming in at 224 pages containing 198 photographs of 99 ice creams and 99 places that sell ice creams, you can gaze upon the different cones, the slight variations in cream whip, and the pikey looking folk who failed in school and ended up selling ice creams. £30 will buy you the book, and £40 will get you the book complete with the autograph of a completely irrelevant man on it. Ooh, tempted aren’t you.
