Lucetta Magnetic Bike Lights
[$39.99] / [£21.99]
My bike is awesome, it has clicker clackers and flame stickers and a dolly in a basket and a sparkly seat and a flag on it that says #1 because I am the number one bike guy. Unfortunately when I go out cycling at night looking for friends to play with, I get hit by cars and low flying microlights quite a lot. That is where the Lucetta Magnetic Bike Lights come in handy. You get two magnetic lights, red for blood and white for tears, that switch on with one click and are guaranteed to stay on your bike even on bumpy streets or if you are hit by a digger. Well maybe not the last one. Just like my granddad they have slow and fast flashing modes, and can run up to 40 hours. My granddad cannot do that, he would die.