Beer Soap 6 Pack
[$44] / [£5.99]
If you want to smell like a fragrant vagrant, an alcoholic with a nose for perfumes, or a real man who wants an aroma that entices the ladies, then the Beer Soap 6 Pack is the ideal cleansing product you don’t already own. The pack includes such delicate flavour combinations as Porter and Vanilla, Oatmeal Stout and Honey Pilsner, so you’ll have the feint musk of beer combined with fruity somewhat breakfasty smells. Breakfast and Beer, you’ll be the new Ron Swanson if you grow out a hearty moustache. But you probably can’t, so this is the next best thing. Beer is rich in vitamins, minerals, antioxidants and amino acids, and people need all that shit to live. A soap made with these essential things is going to leave your skin smoother than a baby’s arse.