Sugar Skull Spoon
[$20] / [£8]
If you’re morbidly obese and take too much sugar in your tea, the Sugar Skull Spoon may just be ideal. Not only does it have eye-holes ensuring part of your sugar will fall out before it reaches your gob, the skull design will remind you of your inevitable death should you keep on eating too much. The spoon is made from stainless steel and the website suggests it could suit those with a taste for Absinthe, but as any proper Absinthe drinker knows it was only Victorian ladies who drank it with sugar. An alternative use would be to cook smack in it, and then freak out as the skull frightens the shit out of you on your way up. Of course we do not endorse such a use, we feel the Sugar Skull Spoon should only be used for eating yoghurt and getting all over yourself.