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Light-up LED Shoes [$79.97] / [£60]
I often get so drunk I forget where my feet are, so these Light-up LED shoes are perfect for me. They’re perfect for you too, if you’re the kind of person who wants to look like they’ve stood in radioactive dog shit. Each shoe has seven static colours and five flashy colour modes in case you didn’t think bright purple glowing sneakers were enough. They’re available in men’s and women’s versions, charged via USB, and are the perfect footwear for raves or disco-funerals.

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Light-up LED Shoes
Light-up LED Shoes
Light-up LED Shoes

Light-up LED Shoes

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The ManCan
[$125]
If you’re stood drinking out of a regular midget-sized can and your friend is downing beer straight from a ManCan, you’re going to look like a bit of a knob. Not affiliated in any way with the Mankini, the ManCan is a portable keg which can hold up to a gallon of delicious fighting juice. The stainless steel ManCan has a pressure regulating CO2 cartridge and standard keg tap, keeping your beer fizzy and fresh for up to a week…if you’re too much of a soft-arse to drink it all before then.

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The ManCan
The ManCan
The ManCan

The ManCan

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Hexagonal Beer Pong Cups
[$15]
Beer pong is a fantastic way to spend a booze fuelled evening and spread STDs quickly and efficiently. But until now any Beer Pong athletes with OCD would spend the entire time re-racking the cups and getting all anxious over the weird gaps in between. Now with these Hexagonal Beer Pong Cups both of those terrible problems are no more. Phew, now it’s just world hunger and terrorism to sort then we’re done.

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Hexagonal Beer Pong Cups
Hexagonal Beer Pong Cups

Hexagonal Beer Pong Cups

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Artisan Meat Subscription Box
[$55] / [£29]
Usually if people ask to show you their meat box you should probably say no, but with this Artisan Meat Subscription Box clearly that’s not the case. Yes that’s right, for bugger-all money you can get a specially picked box of fancy meats delivered directly to your door. It’s a subscription…to fucking meat! Do I even need to bother selling it to you anymore? You’ve already bought four haven’t you? These make an excellent gift to meat lovers, and are a fantastic way of bullying a vegetarian. Plus it doubles up as a lovely dress-up box for Lady Gaga enthusiasts.

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Artisan Meat Subscription Box
Artisan Meat Subscription Box

Artisan Meat Subscription Box

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Ti Bandit Pocket Knife
[$36]
The most annoying thing about carrying a big fucking knife out in public is the funny looks you get from mums on the bus. “Oh keep that machete away from my child, he’s allergic to severe wounds that aren’t gluten free”. Blah blah blah. Thankfully with the Ti Bandit Pocket Knife I can keep weaponry on me at all times without anyone knowing. This ultra-slim lightweight pocket knife is made of Titanium, and its rust-proof blade will survive a lifetime of slicing, stabbing, cutting, paring and prying. You can even attach it to a keychain…if you want. I won’t force you. Or maybe I will, now I’ve got a brand new knife.

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Ti Bandit Pocket Knife
Ti Bandit Pocket Knife
Ti Bandit Pocket Knife

Ti Bandit Pocket Knife

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Bear Hug Pillows
[$42.79] / [£29]
After watching Leonardo Di Caprio get all mauled and shit by a big-ass bear in that film, the first thing I wanted to do when I get home was spend the night being spooned by a grizzly. With these Bear Hug Pillows you can do just that, and without the hassle of having to flirt with an actual bear and persuade it to come back to your place for coffee. They come in both Panda and Grizzly designs so you can choose a different kind of bear every night. Unfortunately there’s no news on when the Bill Cosby edition will be out.

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Bear Hug Pillows
Bear Hug Pillows

Bear Hug Pillows

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Wilson X Connected Basketball
[$199.99]
As the human brain is given ever more useless junk to remember, like birthdays, your lover’s name and CPR, eventually something has to give way. Apparently that thing is “using your brain to count and stuff”, because with the Wilson X Connected Basketball you’ll never need to use your brain-pulp to keep track of scores ever again. This ritzy tricked out rock comes with a built in processor and all sorts of algorithms and shit. Using the accompanying app you can then keep track of scores, play different game modes, and scientifically determine how much you suck at basketball. Neato!

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Wilson X Connected Basketball
Wilson X Connected Basketball

Wilson X Connected Basketball

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Kitchen Craft Potato Chipper
[$27.25] / [£13.95]
OH MY GOD DID YOU KNOW FRENCH FRIES ARE MADE OUT OF POTATOES? Until today I did not, but now I have become aware of this illuminating knowledge I’ll be purchasing myself a Kitchen Craft Potato Chipper. No longer must I make do with frozen fries from a bag, or pre-prepared cooked fries from the takeout joint on the corner of my street. NO! From now on I’ll use the stainless steel blades on this bastard to make 10mm fries and 13mm fries like a fucking boss.

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Kitchen Craft Potato Chipper
Kitchen Craft Potato Chipper
Kitchen Craft Potato Chipper

Kitchen Craft Potato Chipper

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Edgestar Kegerator Keg and Beer Cooler
[$479.00]
The Edgestar Ultra Low Temperature Kegerator and Keg Beer Cooler has such a catchy name I’m surprised it’s not caught on all around the world. However much of a mouthful its moniker may be, that’s nothing compared to the delicious suds of foaming ale which await you with this baby. Perfect for beer enthusiasts who want to play with a kegerator before buying a full commercial unit, this fancy bit of beermaking kit stores up to a standard full size half barrel keg, which is a quarter of my daily alcohol intake.

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EdgestarKegerator Keg and Beer Cooler
EdgestarKegerator Keg and Beer Cooler

Edgestar Kegerator Keg and Beer Cooler

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Sand Free Beach Mat
[$42.50] / [£44.99]
Every time I hit the beach I get two things…crabs, and sand all over my beach towel. But with the Sand Free Beach Towel at least I don’t have to worry about the second one. This fancy fabric magically lets sand through one way, but not the other way, so no more sandy butt-cheeks for you and the family. It comes in a whole bunch of colours…probably, I don’t know. I’m just waiting for the version that keeps tiny lice at bay.

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Sand Free Beach Mat
Sand Free Beach Mat
Sand Free Beach Mat

Sand Free Beach Mat

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