As summer approaches the last thing you want to drink is a massive hot mug of steaming coffee, because that'll make you sweat all the water out of your god damn body. But if you're still hankering for an injection of caffeine you could drink a glass of coke like a non-idiot, or you could use the My Dutch Cold Coffee Brew Maker to create a delicious glass of cold brew coffee. Using an innovative clean cold water drip method the My Dutch extracts new flavours from coffee which you wouldn't get from hot brewing, and comes in both 350ml and 550ml varieties, so there.
[$32.49] / [£24.99]
Ever since I played Super Mario Bros as a kid I've spent at least 80% of my life punching bricks in the hope that coins will one day emerge. My fists are now nothing more than a bloody pulp, but I could've avoided all this tragic mess if I'd simply bought this Question Block Light. Look, it's exactly like the one in the game! How cool and copyright infringey is that? Powered by USB or batteries the block also emits a little ping noise if you press it, but if you kick the fucker out of a window it makes no noise whatsoever. What a jip.
[$30] / [£24.66]
How many times have you been caught without a tripod for your iPhone? Is it four, more than four, or less than four? If it's exactly or more than four then you should probably buy this Pocket iPhone Tripod so you don't suffer extreme embarrassment ever again. This tripod is portable to hide in your pocket, but strong enough to hold an iPhone at any angle. Compatible with models made since 2010 now you can watch videos on the train, play music out of the rear speaker properly, or keep both hands free whilst browsing pictures of your ex-girlfriend.
[$20.36] / [£14.86]
Ask a friend where you can find a decent pizza place and more often than not you'll end the evening with diarrhoea, but consult this Where To Eat Pizza book and you're guaranteed to find a decent slice wherever you are in the world. Over 1000 experts came together to make this guide, so you'd better be fucking grateful, as it comprises both pizzerias and parlours, cafes and restaurants, all of which have been rated as providing lovely bits of bread with cheese and tomato on top.
The Hot Ash stove is a portable wood-burning rocket stove which you can take anywhere you like to cook anything you like. Its primary and secondary burn chambers mean you can shove sticks or wood pellets inside and trust them to burn for longer than they would just thrown on the ground in a pile. Despite its small size it is also strong enough to hold a large skillet, meaning you can fry a smashed up squirrel or a recently slain woodpigeon with ease. Or you could boil water on it, but that's less fun.
[$399] / [£349]
Where would we be without the GOPro camera? The internet would be entirely devoid of lame skater videos, Russians climbing tall shit, and extreme sports jerks attempting to break their spines for a few more views on their vines. That's not a world I want to live in. So thank Jebus himself for the brand new GOPro Hero5, which comes with voice control, one-button recording, noise cancellation and improved water resistance. Capable of shooting 4K video at 30 frames per second, and with added noise cancellation and video stabilisation features, that video of your mate Dave splitting his shin bones clean open has never looked so slick.
[$17.90] / [£14.95]
Still juicing lemons on your nose, elbow or genitals? Not anymore! The Juice Bruce Lemon Squeezer is here to help! On the surface Juice Bruce looks like a bit of wood with a face on that you can jam into fruits, but really he's so much more than that. He's ergonomically designed for your hands, he's versatile, he's romantic, he's a tender lover, he writes excellent poetry, he is so many things. He probably makes a great dildo too, but only after you've removed the citrus pulp from his face.
[$23] / [£16.99]
From the author of Bathing in Wine, Shaving with Milk and Dancing in Pepsi comes this astounding new book - Cooking With Beer. This essential collection of beer-based bites contains 75 spectacular recipes using a range of beers including instructions for beer sandwiches, beer tacos, beer cakes, beer frittatas and probably some kind of beer beer. I don’t know, I haven't read it, all I know is I wholeheartedly approve of new ways to get myself drunk.
[$40.49] / [£29.99]
Do you like shiny multi-coloured things that sparkle and shimmer? Then you'll love this brand new range of unicorn jizz tinned for freshness. Oh, and also this Hologram Backpack is pretty nifty too. Made from tough polyester this backpack will ensure you definitely don't look like a back-spack, and it comes with an inner laptop divider, media port and a hidden port, where you could store a knife to stab people who laugh at your new backpack.
[$20.29] / [£14]
The Desktop Cinema Light Box is a battery powered table lamp which comes with 69 acetate letters, numbers and symbols along with 6 blank customisable tiles allowing you to display the title of your favourite movie. It doesn't matter if you like Schindler's List or Backdoor Thundersluts 5, you can write whatever you want on this lovely light-up ornament because it's your house and you make the rules.