Cholera Fixed Blade Knife
[$189.99]
Hey fellow marketing guys, so we’ve got this awesome new knife out, It’s an all mountain blade designed by adventure photographer William Egbert Jr who spent 15 years coming up with it. It can whittle wood, butcher animals and probably cut through the centre of the earth if you drop it. What shall we call it? Hmm, I dunno. Let’s name it after a disease. Why? Because diseases are sexy. Oh yeah I forgot! Let’s call it cancer. No everyone has that. Ebola? That’s on trend but it’ll pass. Cholera? I love it! It’s timeless and makes you think of ruggedness like the dirty water in which Cholera spreads easily. So here you are, the Cholera Fixed Blade. A 3/ 16 inch carbon steel blade. Now go cut some shit with it Mr outdoorsy guy.

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Cholera Fixed Blade Knife
Cholera Fixed Blade

Bobine Charging Cable
[$9.95] / [£22.99]
We are at a moment in earth’s history where there are only three major problems facing humanity. War, famine, and phone batteries. The sight of a phone that’s been plugged in all night having only charged two percent is worse than seeing a thousand starving children or the dismembered limbs of a shrapnel riddled freedom fighter. The usual suspect when this inhuman tragedy occurs is of course a knackered cable; whether you use an iPhone, Samsung or a cup on the end of some string, a frayed and battered charging wire will always been the bane of your existence. Well with the hardwearing Bobine cable you’ll have no more charging woes, no longer will you have to contort your wire into shapes the Karma Sutra thinks are ridiculous just to get a bit of charge. This 24 inch cable works with Android and iPhone phones, and flexes into any shape without damage whilst coming with two dash mountable clips for in car charging fun. The thing even stands on end like an enchanted snake with your phone precariously balanced on top of it. I guarantee one day someone chains several of these together to make a mile high one.

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Bobine Charging Cable
Bobine Charging Cable
Bobine Charging Cable
Bobine Charging Cable

The Argonaut Four-Season Boot
[$88]
Have you ever wanted a pair of shoes you could use to mess up daffodils, stamp on crabs at the beach, boot a hibernating squirrel over a wall or kick a snowman square in the groin? Then grab a pair of the Argonaut Four Season Boots, made from a mixture of Kevlar-Cotton, Eva-Rubber, Tyvek and Microfiber, words which sound extremely fancy and tough to me. The earlier you order a pair of these from the UT Labs Kickstarter then the cheaper they are for you. They’re also extremely light weighing in at less than 420g. That’s no more than a gazelle’s head, which you could kick clean off no problem with these durable all-weather boots.

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The Argonaut Four-Season Boot
The Argonaut Four-Season Boot
The Argonaut Four-Season Boot
The Argonaut Four-Season Boot
The Argonaut Four-Season Boot

Laughing Buddha Ice Mold
[$9.99]
I’m pretty sure Buddhists don’t drink, but if they did they’d definitely cool their booze down with a tiny ice version of their lord and saviour Buddha. Buddha is clearly the party god, not all uptight like regular God, Allah and The Flying Spaghetti Monster (he has anger issues). These Laughing Buddha Ice Moulds are made of silicone and create four tiny versions of everyone’s favourite fat deity, and measures two and a half inches tall. You don’t have to just make ice though, you can also use it to create moulds of chocolate, candles or frozen yoghurt. Who wouldn’t want to lick a frozen Buddha all day long?

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Laughing Buddha Ice Mold
Laughing Buddha Ice Mold

Swatch SISTEM51
[$175] / [£110]
What did people do before phones to tell them the time? Why, they used watches of course. Before that? They’d look at the position of the sun using a sundial. Swatch have failed to release a range of limited edition high-end sundials for the discerning timekeeper, but they have released the highly anticipated Swatch SISTEM51. With its 90 hour power reserve and hermetically sealed case, the 3Hz movement delivers accurate timekeeping even in molten lava. What? Oh. Apparently that bits a lie, but it is a really nice watch. Look, you don’t care what junk is on the inside do you, you care that it looks fancy and tells the time. Just like people it comes in shades of black, white, orange and red, and apparently won’t need servicing for the entirety of its lifetime. They said that about Robocop though, look what happened to him. MURPHYYYYYY!!!!

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Swatch SISTEM51
Swatch SISTEM51
Swatch SISTEM51
Swatch SISTEM51
Swatch SISTEM51

The Frankie from Rubber Killer
[from $96] / [from £55]
Men, women and children, we all have too much crap to carry around these days. Whether it's twelve copies of grazia, a drum full of rhino medication or a massive sudoku puzzle carved into a corpse, you've got your hands full if you don't have a handy place to store all this guff. Introducing the Frankie Weekday Tote Bag, a spacious and durable accessory made from thick 14oz cotton and hardcore reclaimed rubber, making it literally as tough as old boots. Whose boots? I don't know, some dead guy? Anyway, the Nylon handles make carrying a load of weight rather comfy, like a fat chap having a nice sit down. It comes in burnt orange, mustard and black, which is eerie as that's what I had for tea last night, and is lovingly put together in Chiang Mai, Thailand by fairly paid employees. No Apple-style suicide factories for us! Only the finest products made by shiny happy people are for sale on our site!

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The Frankie from Rubber Killer
The Frankie from Rubber Killer
The Frankie from Rubber Killer
The Frankie from Rubber Killer

GoPro HERO 4
[from $399.99] / [from £289.99]
Do you do parkour up the back end of a Sainsbury’s? How about grinding a skateboard off the rails outside an old folks home? Maybe you just want to make a really dramatic video of you chasing a goose into oncoming traffic. Whatever you use a GoPro for take it to the next level with the GoPro HERO 4. The silver shoots 1080x720 while the black shoots an absolutely mental 4000x2700, providing stunning footage of you running about like a lunatic which will still look awesome on a TV in twenty years. The GoPro 3 even won an Emmy award for contribution to television, an Emmy! Officially making that camera better than Hugh Laurie, Jerry Seinfeld and Angela Freaking Lansbury. And this is the sequel! Oh and it’s also waterproof, so you can have a bath with it. Excellent.

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GoPro HERO 4
GoPro HERO 4
GoPro HERO 4

Midnight Scoop, The Easiest Way To Scoop Hard Ice Cream
[$35]
Unless you’re a professional jar-lid remover or handshake Jedi, you won’t have very strong wrists. Most people don’t, and this makes scooping out hard ice-cream really really hard. I’ve broken down and cried all the liquid out of my face trying to carve out a single chunk of pudding fresh from the freezer. Now we can all stop crying and eat more ice-cream with the life-saving Midnight Scoop. This precision engineered ergonomically designed tool enables you to push through hard ice-cream with minimal effort due to its specially curved handle. Are you a zombie? It’d probably work on frozen human brains too. Hot forged from solid 6061 Aluminium with industrial strength coatings, the Midnight Scoop is purchasable through Michael Chou’s Kickstarter page. It comes in various colours and quantities depending on how much you pledge, and delivery is expected before Christmas 2014.

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Midnight Scoop, The Easiest Way To Scoop Hard Ice Cream
Midnight Scoop, The Easiest Way To Scoop Hard Ice Cream
Midnight Scoop, The Easiest Way To Scoop Hard Ice Cream
Midnight Scoop, The Easiest Way To Scoop Hard Ice Cream

Seek Thermal Camera for Android and iPhone
[$199]
Have you ever wanted to see in the dark? Are there things you get up to at night that would look more amazing if you could see them through thermal imaging? Then why the hell haven’t you bought one of these yet? The Seek Thermal Camera enables you to adapt your smartphone (see site for compatibility) to see infrared light in darkness or the daytime. You could eat a billion carrots and not come close to being able to see this level of light detail. The website suggests possible uses as detecting a clogged pipe, tracking dog’s footprints and finding someone in a barn. Come off it, I’d use it for the following: Watching someone wee in a pool. Writing profanities with hot water. Seeing if farts show up. Checking if my coffee is cool enough to drink. How warm is my groin after a cat sat on it. There are tonnes of uses for this gadget, 99% of them hilarious.

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Seek Thermal Camera for Android and iPhone
Seek Thermal Camera for Android and iPhone
Seek Thermal Camera for Android and iPhone
Seek Thermal Camera for Android and iPhone

Underwater Puppies Book
[$18.90] / [£10.49]
Apparently puppies know how to swim when only a few weeks old, but they also need to practice early on, so this guy wazzed a load of dogs in a lake and took pictures of it, I assume. I don’t know his exact process but I’d say that’s a pretty good guess. Underwater Puppies is a recipe book on how to boil dogs. That’s a lie, it’s blatantly obvious what it is, photos of puppies underwater. It comes in kindle and hardback and is a 128 page sequel to author (can you author a book of dog pictures?) Seth Casteel’s bestselling debut Underwater Dogs, except here they’ve made it with hot sexy young puppies instead. Kinda like when they remade Spiderman with a more youthful lead, I bet Tobey Maguire Dog is really narked off. The book has pictures of underwater puppies looking calm, stupid, shocked, furious, bemused, demented and sassy. Those would have been way better names for the seven dwarves.

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Underwater Puppies Book
Underwater Puppies Book
Underwater Puppies Book
Underwater Puppies Book



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