[$87.90]
Hehe, Assolar. Great name. I'd buy this Hunting Laser Slingshot just for that alone, but then I'd be even more pleased with myself because I'd bought a god damn laser slingshot! Made from stainless steel and capable of firing projectiles "well far", the Assolar Slingshot can be fitted with arrows, bolts, rocks and hamsters; all of which are delivered with unflinching accuracy thanks to its infrared sight and laser flashlight. Probably can't take this on planes though, unless you want your own assolar searched by a man with thick wrists.
