[$24.99]
If you have a fat ass or massive elbows like a berk, then you’ll probably experience the daily indignity of having to shower in a cubicle built for normal sized people. The shower curtain sticks to your flabby untoned body, you constantly whack the walls when you’re trying to sponge under your folds, and eventually you just give up and hose yourself off in the yard. The Curvit offers a solution to your shower-space woes by modifying your existing shower curtain to give you a wealth of newfound space in your cleaning cubicle. The pack of 12 pre-assembled arches just snap on to your existing rod and that’s it, you have 50% more space in which to dance, sing or make love to a lonely neighbour.
