[£4165]
Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles was a kinky little sod who wore leather underpants while chasing adolescent reptiles through raw sewerage. However, the DTV Shredder is decidedly less kinky, but you could definitely use it to run down Donatello in a stream of hot turds...if you wanted. The DTV Shredder is basically a skateboard glued to a tank with a motorcross bike slapped on the front. It goes approximately "proper fast", it is compact enough to fit in the boot of your car, and it will make for an essential piece of kit once the sun is extinguished by perpetual nuclear winter.
