[€49,580]
The Citroen H Van is an iconic design…apparently. Never f*cking heard of it myself to be honest. But apparently they've made a new one to celebrate its 70th anniversary, which most people honour by buying their partner a platinum dildo. Only 70 of these new H models will be made, so you'd better be quick if you're that bothered about buying one. I should also probably write a joke about them being really good at reversing because they're French, but you know what, I just can't be arsed.
