Abashiri Pink Beer
[$6.49] / [£4.99]
Fans of CoolShitYouCanBuy may remember the time we suggested Abashiri Blue Beer was made from crushed up Smurfs. We are now legally required to retract this statement, and the Abashiri Beer company would like us to make it clear that their Smurfs are only gently pulped, and not "mashed up like poor f**kers" as we suggested. We certainly won't make the same mistake when describing their new Abashiri Pink Beer though, because this subtle, cherry infused brew is so crisp, so refreshing and so light, it could only have been made by brutally mincing the Powerpuff Girls into a fine, bloody custard.