Nitespecs LED Reading Glasses
For folks who've never heard of a bedside fucking lamp, seeing these Nitespecs LED Reading Glasses must feel like it did for cavemen when they discovered fire. Available in six different lens sizes from Squinty Blind to Full-on Stevie Wonder, Nitespecs use watch batteries to power a set of simple LED lights mounted on the frame like car headlights. But you don't have to use these things just for reading you know. Why not try banging in them? I dunno, could be fun?