Freud Stovetop Espresso Maker
Contrary to what its name suggests, the Freud Stovetop Espresso Maker doesn't produce coffee which makes you want to bang your mother. To be honest that's for the best, as I don't need any more help in that department. Wait, what? Nevermind. This Espresso maker sits comfortably on your hob and allows you to brew freshly ground coffee with ease, or store bought…if you're a pleb. It's also made from sustainable oak and hand-crafted steel, so if you're wondering why it's £114 instead of a fiver like those ones on Ebay, now you know.