Colombian Marching Powder Coffee
[$13] / [£9.99]
Do you know what I crave after watching an episode of Narcos? Drugs.Lots of drugs. But since cocaine went extinct in 1994 I'll have to make do with this 250g bag of Colombian Marching Powder Coffee instead. Grown on land reclaimed from South American drug cartels, this premium blend of filter coffee has notes of orange, berries and butter. And not, as you might expect, the delicious subtle undertones of pure uncut coke and rotten informant's corpses. Which I think is a damn shame.