[$39.95] / [£34]
Actual pizzas don’t make the best drying implements, in fact they often lead to greased up shins and an over-cheesing of the groin. This Pepperoni Pizza towel is therefore perfect for those who want the experience of drying themselves with a pizza without the downside of looking and smelling like an Italian. This 1.5 metre cotton towel will soon be available in vegetarian, presumably because some knobhead complained. Get ready for summer 2016’s gluten-free towel range.