The Tool Pen
[$70.79] / [£49.99]
The Tool Pen looks like a pen and screws lots of things, so it’s basically the opposite of my friend Steve, who looks like a tool and cries himself to sleep alone in his bedroom every night. This fancy little gadget is made of “metal probably” and measures approximately “yay long”, but what we are certain of is that it comes with 16 different screwdriver and hex bits so you can unscrew things on the go. Tired of seeing your friend ride that new bicycle like a showoff? Unscrew their fucking brakes with the Tool Pen and show that bastard who’s boss.