Valentines Day Lollipops
[$14.49] / [£9.99]
Picture the scene. Your partner walks into the living room. You are completely stark bollock naked. And you’re licking one of these Valentines Day Lollipops, with a bunch of red roses covering your genitals. How romantic is that? Just make sure you don’t slice your bits with the thorns, as bloodsports should be saved for later that evening. These charming lollipops - or as you should call them on Valentines, wowwipops – come in flavours like strawberry cheesecake salted caramel, and antelope semen. Probably. I don’t know, what am I your mother? By them and find out for yourself.