Pocket Operator Synthesizer
[$72.59] / [£49.99]
The Pocket Operator Synthesiser is a portable device which helps you create electronic music and beats wherever you are. It contains a powerful on-board speaker, runs off AAA batteries, and comes in three different varieties for different styles of sound. You’ll notice at this point that this description is rather functional and unfunny. Why is this? BECAUSE I’M SCARED SHITLESS! No longer will busker and tube-based song-wankers be limited to an acoustic guitar. Now they can pump out sassy beats wherever they like. Imagine the subway full of pilled-up raving lunatics stopping you getting places. The world will end. This device must be destroyed. Buy one and break it.