The Nebia Eco-friendly Shower
Showers are the most inefficient way to clean yourself, but do the women whose bathrooms I keep hiding in appreciate this advice? No. So maybe now the Nebia Shower has been invented they’ll listen instead of calling the cops and bashing me over the head with scented soaps. The Nebia uses 70% less water than regular showers, but still removes just as much people-stink. They work by atomising the water, enveloping you in a fine mist. The Kickstarter is currently sold out, but if you don’t want to wait you can order the $10,000 package and receive forty shower heads. You’ll need to take 33 times as many showers to make it worth your money, but that sounds like fun, doesn’t it ladies?