Heinz Sriracha Ketchup
[$10.75] / [£104.49]
If you were to ask me what Sriracha tastes like I’d tell you it holds the flavour of a thousand deaf peaches. Ask someone who has actually tasted Sriracha and they’ll say spicy tomato or something. Look, you searched for this, so you know what it tastes like. Mix that shit with ketchup and voila, Heinz Sriracha Ketchup. 14 ounces of sauce that I assume goes nicely on fries, chicken, pork, children’s eyes and your naked body at 3am when you’ve run out of lubricant.