The DTV Shredder
Motorised personal vehicles took an image hit with the release of the Segway, the transportational equivalent of a French kiss with Grandma. The DTV Shredder rectifies this mistake. This offroad combination of motocross power and board-sport control was developed with top X-Gamers and is poised to become the next big action sport. With its 5400 rpm engine capable of speeds up to 25 miles per hour, this vehicle that looks like Johnny Five screwed a Tank is your answer to all-terrain world domination.