Wearable Marvel Sleeping Bags
Is there no end to the laziness of man? Slankets, helmet pillows, erm, arse mattresses are probably a thing too…and now wearable sleeping bags. These Selk’bag wearable sleeping bags are now available in four Marvel-themed versions, so you can pretend you’re saving the day when really you’re watching re-runs of Diagnosis Murder whilst wearing a sweaty bag that traps your farts. Coming in Spiderman, Hulk, Iron Man and Captain America versions, these fit one regular human, two midgets or a whole bunch of maggots if you were so inclined. I give it a week before I see some dick in the beer aisle of a supermarket wearing one of these things at 2am in the morning on a booze run. Does it count as being naked if you’re only wearing this? I’m not sure officer, let me find out.